Mom: Nikolai, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Nikolai: A psychic!
Mom: (puzzled for we have never talked about psychics before) Why a psychic, Nikolai?
Nikolai: They do really cool stuff.
Mom: And where have you heard about a psychic before?
Nikolai: (exasperated) M-o-m, Batman has a psychic!
Mom: (with clarity) Oh, you mean a SIDE-KICK!
Nikolai: Yes, Mom, that's what I have been saying!