Dennis: I am beginning to sound like a broken record.
Me: Dear, they don't know what records are.
Dennis: OK, I sound like a broken CD.
Me: Nope, 'fraid not. Kids do not buy CDs these days.
Dennis: Then, what do they buy?
Me: Hmm, I suppose a mp3.
Dennis: Then I sound like a broken mp3!!
Me: Mp3s are digital and downloaded. Maybe you can just be a broken link???
He was not amused!